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The Mothman Wants To Hunt Cryptids

              “They’re totally real!” The Mothman insisted.             “Oh please,” Werewolf declared, sitting across the table, “That’s hardly the scientific approach to these things. I t’s just a terrible story. It’s like mythologizing a car without gas. Yes, it runs, but what’s the point? It’s not interesting, just a lump of metal.”             “And that’s why it’s all the more real,” he hissed, “The world isn’t always spectacular. I’m sure you’ve seen animals who’s entire purpose is wasted on them. Hell, you know there was a species of deer that went extinct because their antlers grew too big with each generation? Or that Koala’s are basically addicted to poison, and spend all of their energy eating digesting such leaves?”             “That doesn’t prove ...