TOWER OF THE ORACLE

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FACE THE ORACLE!

Take up the blade of the Nameless Knight and ascend Hela's Castle in pursuit of she who wreaths destruction: The Oracle!
 
With fearsome combat and plenty of exploration, it's an experience sure to make you feel like a real adventurer.
 
But watch out! The Oracle has powerful foes and devoted allies, who will stop at nothing to defeat you!

Fear the Siren's call, or find yourself plummeting back to the base of the mountain!

With a variety of weapons, from great-swords, to axes, to bows, to spells, you will have to do everything in your power to stand your ground against the many terrifying enemies you may face!
 

Take your best shot, and see if you can strike town the Destructive Phoenix, or test the goodness of your heart before the Fallen Angel!

All this and more, coming to a game store near you!
- Jupiter Studios, 2007 






(Warnings: Any relation to real persons, past or present, is purely coincidence. No real locations, architecture, artworks, or demises were included in the production of this game outside what was relevant to development. Bosses may be more difficult than players anticipate. Bosses may be more numerous than developers anticipate. The game guide is incomplete. The game is incomplete. Mentions of the game are greatly exaggerated. Mentions of the game do not follow euclidean logic. Mentions of the game are unmentionable. Villains of the game do not actually know you are playing the game. The siren is trying her best. The oracle means well. Do not slay them. Do not play this game. It is not for you. It is not in reach. It is not to be beaten. It does not exist. . By reading this warning you agree to arbitration on the legal concerns of any damage you may have suffered at the hands of a game which does not exist. Please submit your non-existent concerns to                                                                   for compensation.)
 

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